FromMay December, Natalie Portman is here.
Hey, Natalie, you stupid b*tch.
I know, I think Im supposed to take a stab at make it clever.
Greta Lee is here.
Greta ,you are a slob and a slut and a stupid b*tch.
Getting self-deprecating, Bryant admitted, Im sorry, Im not a good roaster.
I know about you filmmakers because my high school boyfriend talked about you while we dry-humped.
I was told what a tracking shot was by the boys who penetrated me!
Nominated films were, natch, fair game for getting picked on.
He was still a priest.
But not the Nazi husband?
His dog trainer is also my acting coach.
Jury Duty a show that so indie, the star didnt even know it was happening.
Bryant tapped her collaborators,Shrillscribe Sudi Green and sketch writer Fran Gillespie.
The recent Hollywood strikes, per reports, was always going to get a reference today.
Speaking of the strike, is everyone getting coffee with the people you ran into on the picket line?
Because you have to.
Keeping topical, Bryant turned her attention toward AI.
Thats Hollywood, baby, but not here.
