What a time to be in America, said Maher in his opening monologue.
I dont know what to tell you.
Its harder to get this guy to pull out than Nick Cannon.
He then noted, Its like a horror movie you watch through your fingers.
The two engaged in a whatabout punch in discussion, where each point raised was deflected without resolution.
He noted that Bidens NATO speech was not a knockout, and that hes not a vegetable.
Shapiro quickly quipped, In certain hours.
And given that, each time he goes out there, hes digging a little deeper.
Maher took off the gloves in his New Rules segment.
When they smell blood in the water, they cant be denied.
Kamala Harris has in her three years as VP, been quieter than an electric car.
Gavin Newsom is the only governor who looks like they could do porn.
But he would have a great political slogan: Im Havin Gavin.
Gretchen Whitmer, the governor of Michigan, owns dogs, but doesnt shoot them.
Pete Buttigieg checks the gay best friend box.
Finally, Maher offered a field of governors who are largely unknown, but thats a positive.
We need new characters on this sitcom we call a country.
