Dave Chappellecalls it one of the craziest things I have ever seen.

He is talking, of course, about the infamousWill Smith/Chris Rock Oscars confrontation.

Like many, Chappelle wasnt sure what he was watching.

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I called him on FaceTime, and he picked up, Chappelle shared.

I didnt know, he continued.

I go, Well, you know.

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He said, What?

I said, Did it hurt?

He said, Yes, n***a, it hurt.

And then I knew it was real.

And then, and only then, was I offended.

What the f**k is this?

For a homeless guy, this n***a had incredible seats, Chappelle quipped.

Jamie Foxx was the first motherf**rthat jumped out of the crowd.

And I know Chris was backstage looking like, Nobody helped me.

Chappelle then described what would have happened had Smith attacked him.

I do now know whatWill Smithwould not have done, and that is enjoy the rest of his evening.