I must warn you, this show is live, anything can happen, teased hostTrevor Noahabout SundaysGrammysAwards.
Its like flying on a Boeing airplane.
One minute there is a door.
The next minute we are outside.
The former host ofThe Daily Showreturned for a fourth time as master of ceremonies for the 66th annual fete.
Its hard to twerk to, but its still great, he joked.
But first, he had to help escortMeryl Streepto her chair.
This moment means the Grammys are gonna win an Oscar, said Noah.
On the one hand, such technology made it possible for the Beatles to release a new song.
It was beautiful but it was wrong.
Just when Noah started talking about Swift, the pop star strolled into the area to take her seat.
When I say their name, they pop out, he quipped.
As Taylor moves through the room, the local economy around those tables improves.
Lionel Ritchie, now Lionel Wealthy.
Thats when the camera landed on former NFL player-turned-actor Terry Crews.
Do you work for the CIA, Terry?
Shame on you ripping off all of these artists!
Watch the complete monologue in the video above.
