There must be 50 ways to escape a Nazi.
growls Indy, just before he leaps from a speeding train hundreds of yards down into a churning river.
The lackluster result got the thumbs-down from critics and a lot of fans.
Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge in ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’Lucasfilm
It lacked that appealing aroma of cheap seats at the Saturday matinee.
Since antiquity, however, the Antikythera has been divided in two.
The other half is buried with Archimedes.
Indy, of course, wants to see it in a museum.
Helena/Wombat has persuaded herself that whatever the charms of archaeology, money is better.
She is in the business of selling relics.
It is not a nice business.
Helena is abrasively witty.
In short, she is gratifyingly badass; Ford responds by doubling down on his customary gruff competence.
Its fun; its wacky; it works.
Reality doesnt matter, except for Nazis: they still matter.
To quote a certain archaeological adventurer, I really dont like those guys.
