Theres a very simple explanation for Kate Middletons whereabouts: Shes been working from home.
How does a princess work from home?
Im just going to stay in and wave at people?
Jimmy Kimmel and Kate MiddletonABC/Stephen Pond/Getty Images
Kimmels monologue then took on a slightly more serious tone.
Maybe its because Im American but I dont understand the craziness around this.
Why do we have to know where she is?
Its not like shes the bus driver.
She had an operation.
She had abdominal surgery, maybe she has a colostomy bag and doesnt want everybody to see it.
I mean, really.
People are demanding she get dressed up and march through London so we can have a look at her.
Leave this woman alone!
You know what I would do if I was Kate Middleton?
Id hire Shohei Ohtanis interpreter.
Run all the inquiries through him.
