He was occasionally successful.
Singling outSaltburns naked-dancing Barry Keoghan in the audience, Koy asked, Where is your penis seated?
That thing was dancing.
You want a perfect monologue?
I wrote some of these [jokes] and theyre the ones youre laughing at.
Theres just something about your eyes, Ryan.
The camera zoomed in on the streaming services CEO, Ted Sarandos, after he cracked the joke.
Both Harry and Meghan were not present at the ceremony.
De Niro, at least, seemed to get a chuckle from the gibe.
Cringier still was his successful encouragement to get Meryl Streep to do the crossed-arms gesture fromWakanda.
She wins everything, Koy said in his Filipino moms voice.
Another decent line at least to everyone not Martin Scorsese was Koys joke aboutKillers of the Flower Moon.
White people stole everyting!, said Koy, whose father was white.
Not like 97%.
You guys stole 100% of everything.
You took the land, you took the oil, you took the premise of the movie.
A quick cut to the audience showed an unsmiling Scorsese.
Harry and Meghan Markle got paid millions for doing absolutely nothing and thats just by Netflix.
You dont know whose side to be on.
Thats how I feel about Daryl Hall and John Oates.
Watch the monologue above.
