Welcome toThe Daily Show, my name isJon Stewart.
The comedian kicked off his return to the Comedy Central and hes jazzed.
Now where was I?
(Comedy Central)
Im excited to be back.
Why am I back, you may be asking yourselves, its a very reasonable question.
I have committed a lot of crimes and from what I understand, talk show hosts are granted immunity.
It doesnt make a lot of sense, but take it up with the founders, he added.
Its almost like the rights ridiculous obsession with politicizing every aspect of American life ruins everything, he said.
and Indecision 2024: Antiques Roadshow.
In a classic Stewart move, he then turned serious.
Even then, have to stay on to verify those result holds.
Although, on the plus side, Im told the sun will run out of hydrogen, he said.
Later in the show, Desi Lydic and Michael Kosta were out on the campaign trail.
Dulce Sloan was outside the same diner, calling the election a reboot.
Youre talking about the candidates?
Were talking about the election, yeah?, asked Stewart.
I said what I said, she retorted.
Ronny Chieng was also at the same diner, obviously.
Meanwhile, back in the studio, Jordan Klepper was behind the desk alongside Stewart.
Shouldnt you be outside talking to some insurrectionists in a parking lot?
Did you save democracy yet?, asked Klepper.
With your 90s brand of snark and both-siderisms.
Stewart revealed that Klepper would be hosting the rest of the week.
Its great having you back, Klepper said.
This is going to be so much fun.
Tonights guest was Zanny Minton Beddoes, editor in chief of The Economist.
Before launching into his first Moment of Zen in eight years, Stewart said this has been a blast.
