Unfortunately, Apatows off-color remarks could not be heard outside the Beverly Hilton ballroom.
So Deadline was left to piece together what he said from various tweets.
We are not even on the radio tonight,Apatow remarkedat the top of his monologue.
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This show is being live-streamed to the back of this room.
This show is so irrelevant, its shocking Elon Musk hasnt bought it yet.
Tom, have you heard of CGI?
Apatow added that the stunts feel like an ad for Scientology.
Shea lost toRunning Wild with Bear Grylls.
(FBoy Islandwas also canceled in December).
Seth Rogen texted it to me this morning.
Thats a good friend.
Its really nice what Glenn Weiss said [about thanking his family].
To my family, to Leslie, Maude and Iris, I couldnt do what I do without you.
Where are they seated?
Oh yeah they arent here becausethey dont give a shit.
I believe our friend Aubrey Plaza is here.
I cant believe you have a worst seat than Fkboy Island.
You gotta talk to your publicist.
Im literally here alone.
I dont have anyone.
Lets hear it for me, Im working hard.
Its a scary time in the business, isnt it?
Everything is changing very quickly.
People dont know what to do.
Its such a timesaver!
Seth Rogen sent that to me.
I feel guilty about that dirty joke I told before.
Judd Hirsch sent it to me and told me it would work.
Our next presenter directedBoogie Night, There Will Be BloodandLicorice Pizza.
He has never won a DGA award, which kind of makes me think this whole night is bullshit.
yo welcome Paul Thomas Anderson.
Then she directedThe Eternals,so she wouldnt have to live in a van down by the river.
c’mon welcome Chloe Zhao.
