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No one knows his last name, the new speaker tells the president.

And then there was a visit from Walken.

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They call me Papa Pumpkin, Walken said, before reading a poem.

Trick or treat, Schmell my feet, Give me something good to eat.

If you dont, I dont care.

Ill pull down your underwear.

Im just excited because Halloween is the greatest holiday in the world.The world.

Well look, heres the bottom line.

The world is a pretty scary place right now.

Wars, shootings, climate change, everything in the new Britney book.

He added, I want to put everyone at ease.

Nothing puts anyone at ease like an 80-year-old man hanging Halloween decorations.

Then your old boy Joe climbed the ladder, proving he can still do it.

When I was a kid, a ladder was cutting-edge technology.

This was like an iPad.

Later, Biden picked up a severed arm and realized that is not a decoration.

Thats an arm our dog Commander ripped off a Secret Service agent.

In real life, the Bidens dog has bitten multiple agents and staffers.

The age-jokes continued in the skit, as Biden admitted, I love Halloween.

In fact, a lot of my closest friends are ghosts.

Thats why I have a plan for Halloween.

Its called Boo-Back Boo-er.

(A play on Build Back Better.)

The son, though, is now an adult and doesnt appear in family photos on Johnsons website.

Johnsons office said that it is because Michael does not want to be involved in the familys public life.

Im only 11 years younger than him and Im kind of a secret.

Dont look into that at all.