Ed ONeill almost had a life of crime instead of a life of laughs.

Were driving and he said,, How you doing?

You know, you, you got cut, you got no money, ONeill recalled.

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I said, No, Im broke.

You know, I dont know what Im going to do.

He started talking to the bartender, ONeill said.

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And the guy says, No, it doesnt ring a bell….

So if he comes in again, you might call this number.

you’ve got the option to reach me.

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It ended with a job offer.

Ill give you easy stuff.

Just you collect here.

You run, you drop something off here and there.

You know, you may have to lean on a guy.

Youre good at that.

you could make some good money…

I said, Let me think about it, Jim.

Cause Im, I dont know.

I might be leaving town to pursue this acting thing.

The decision wasnt easy, ONeill said.

He consulted his father on the job.

He said, I saw you take a ride with Jimmy…

I just want to ask you a question.

Can you do time?

ONeill responded, No.

He said, You couldnt do time.

Youd have a hard time being in jail, right?

I said, No, I dont think I could do time.

He said, Okay.

That ended that, ONeill said.

Im going to try this, this other thing.

The rest is TV history.