Remember the communique from the Rambouillet G7 conference back in 1975?
Of course they do.
A successful joint statement is a work of art.

‘Rumours’Bleecker Street
Surges of orchestral music as they wave in front of a rippling sea of national flags emphasize their importance.
Sometime in the past, Maxime had a tumultuous love affair with Celestine.
Maxime seems to have tumultuous episodes with every woman in politics.

Even Hilde is driven to seduce him with some sexy talk about encouraging the private sector.
Antonio is handing out smoked meats filched from the lunch buffet from a store in his pocket.
Maxime is still weeping over his numerous lost loves.
Rumoursis thick with these kinds of jokes.
But then, only a certain kind of person gets a kick out of the Treaty of Maastricht.