Johnson as Trump said as he first took the stage.
They actually think theyve got a chance.
Sad in some ways, but in other ways, funny.
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Can you believe it, folks?
Ninety-one indictments, four trials and I am still the best choice.
Welcome to the Republican kids table debate, Holt said.
Then, Nikki Haley (Heidi Gardner) shot back, Keep my daughters name out of your voice!
What got left out of theSNLsketch was when Haley actually said to Ramaswamy, Youre just scum.
When Trump arrived on set, his five rivals went still.
Three percent, eight percent, 14%, five percent, and how about poor Tim Scott.
One percent very low.
Lower than, frankly, milk, he said.
We like to say,Ramaswamy.
But do we like him?
He makes it hard, doesnt he folks?
This kid, he checks a lot of boxes.
Hes got weird hair.
Hes a lot like me except for one thing that matters a lot to my horrible, horrible base.
The sketch then broke the fourth wall, as Trump continued, And look whoSNLhas playing him.
Poor Ego you dont like it.
She doesnt like it.
She used to be Lisa from Temecula.
Now shes Vivek from Ramaswamy.
Then it was on to Ron DeSantis (John Higgins).
Rons watching [the sketch] going like, Who the hell is that?
Poor Ron DeSantis evenSNLdoesnt think he has a chance.
If they did itd be like Paul Rudd or something in there.
Trump then turned to Haley.
I call her bird brain, but only in public.
She made some terrible points in that debate I think, I dont know.
I have trouble hearing women over 25.
But lets be honest.
We are not going to have a president whose name is Nikki.President Nikki.
It just doesnt sound right, probably because its a womens name.
Finally Trump got to Chris Christie.
How can we forget Chris Christie?
Its actually pretty easy.
You just walk away.
The formerCelebrity Apprenticehost then got to his reason for skipping the debate.
Im going from trial to trial.
Im basically doingHouse Huntersbut with courtroom.
So awful to bring in the family, Johnson as Trump said.
Ill be very sad when I pin it on one of them probably Eric.
