It was another case of the show trying to satirize something that hardly needs rewriting.
Thats right, its Easter.
The time of year when I compare myself to Jesus Christ, Johnson as Trump said.
Thats just the thing I do now, and people seem to be OK with it.
Im going to keep doing it.
Well, Im selling Bibles.
As you know, I love Bible.
Its my favorite look.
And Trump has taken to reposting memes that compare him to Jesus.
But the Transgender Day of Visibility is commemorated on March 31 each year; Easter falls on different dates.
Alright girls, you could go, Johnsons Trump said, shooing them away.
The show then riffed on Trumps lack of knowledge of the Bible.
He said, Definitely read it.
My favorite part is probably the ending, how it all it wraps up.
He then went on to reveal the high high price of $60.
But I am not doing this for the money, Trump said.
Im doing this for the glory of God and for pandering and mostly for money.
He went on, But its so sad.
Religion and Christianity are totally gone from this country, and we need them back.
Without religious, you dont have laws.
You dont have mission trips.
Mission trips are a lot of fun.
You go to Mexico.
You build a house.
Maybe you make out with someone on the last night.
