I cant believe Im Joes Osama.
What were you doing flying over Montana?
The balloon answered, I love the showYellowstone.
Its likeSuccession, but outside.
Tur then noted, Im actually surprised youre still floating.
Experts were saying youre the size of three buses.
The balloon answered, Okay.
Im a balloon, so, thats my body.
How would you like it if someone measured your width in buses?
Sorry I am notcamera ready.
It also has escalated international tensions, as Secretary of State Tony Blinken canceled a planned trip to Beijing.
TheSNLskit opened with Turs announcement, Our long national nightmare is over.
We got the balloon.
If my Dad was president, there would be no balloons.
How did that happen?
Hamilton answered, Thats an excellent question, Katy.
The balloon was somehow able to get past our West Coast anti-balloon defense system the Seattle Space Needle.
He then showed a 3D rendering of the balloon, actually a blow-up birthday party favor.
I want everyone to know that we will not tolerate any form of Chinese spying, the general said.
But to be honest, they have everything they need from TikTok, so scroll away kids!
