Thank you very much.

Its crazy, Bargatze said at the beginning of his monologue.

I mean, look, if youre at home, Im as shocked as you are that Im here.

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Ive come to this building for a long time.

And so its unreal to be here.

The comedian then said he was from the 1900s saying that the world is so future now.

And thats the future.

Thats what they want.

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So she knocked on the door and another grandmother answered.

Well, this is not good.

This is like two dogs seeing each other through a fence.

Theyre gonna be there for a while, you know?

Bargatze mentioned that his father about eight times a year probably.

He loves it, he added.

He had surgery because hes addicted to Afrin, the nose spray.

Ive been addicted to Afrin, the nose spray.

If you dont know what it is, I would honestly tell you not to get involved.

Its one of the best things Ive been part of.

Bargatze said his fear of getting older is because hes already not smart.

Im in my prime right now.

I dont read read any books.

I dont do it.

And I think and I think that matters.

I do think that matters.

Reading I believe is the key to smart.

Thats what Ive always said, he added.

And I dont do it because every book is just the most words.

It doesnt let up.

I mean, every page is more work.

Its like what are you talking about?

Put some blank pages in there.

Let me get my head above water for two seconds.