He started off by talking about how divided the country is and described himself as a redneck hippie.
You know, the red in me thinks you should be allowed to own guns, he said.
The blue in me thinks squirt guns.
So, Im red and blue which makes purple.
However, theTriangle of Sadnessactor looked around and no one showed up.
He recalled reading a script disclosing that he had smoked a joint before doing so.
Harrelson said he had decided to quit smoking pot…. until after the show.
Furthermore, he said that last year he went seven months without alcohol and five glorious months.
I threw the script away.
I mean, who is going to believe that crazy idea?
Being forced to do drugs?
I do that voluntarily all day long, he said.
This all felt like it was Harrelsons sneaky way of saying he is anti-vax.
Harrelson ended his monologue with no five-timer club jacket for now.
